Inspired by Jonathan Blyth's website and book, the show features comedians and TV personalities relating anecdotes about the trials and tribulations of their schooldays - from the mischief and cruelty of the blackboard jungle to their adolescent antics outside the school gates.
Runtime: 30 minutes
The Law of the Playground - Soggy biscuit - Netflix
Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the Jew, or cum on a cookie) is a male mutual masturbation activity where the participants stand around a biscuit (U.K.) or cookie (U.S.) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the cookie. The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits that are popular there. Although soggy biscuit is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require mutual masturbation or other contact, the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools or in Australia with private schools. Although the terminology may differ slightly, the notability of the game is such that variations on the theme are referred to in popular culture, examples including Stephen Fry's The Liar, the German film Crazy, the 2006 film Sleeping Dogs Lie, the episode of Blackadder II “Chains”, and the episode of Drawn Together, “Freaks and Greeks”. According to the book Law of the Playground, 1866 men were asked: “How close have you got to the game of soggy biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?” Of the respondents, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game. In November 2011, The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School (Massachusetts) basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game. In January 2012, it was reported that two students were expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. A grand jury was convened to determine if any of the students should be charged criminally.
The Law of the Playground - See also - Netflix
Circle jerk (sexual practice) Hazing Semen ingestion Not Gay